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Monday, July 19, 2010

New Bra


Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University,


Has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling,


Or bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from
Pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference, after announcing the invention,


A large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside


And kicked the crap out of him...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Suit of armour? We are reverting back to the days when women wore corsetts so tight they passed out. Ain't notin wrong wit a little nip and jiggle.

Anonymous said...

i'm just going to assume you're male 11:40? as a woman, I know we generally don't like other people to see what our breasts are doing uder our clothes, hence why we're wearing clothes in the first place.