A retired man went into the Job Center in downtown Salisbury and saw a card advertising for a gynecologist's assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's
examination. The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Annapolis, MD, which is about 120 miles from here."
"Good grief! Is that where the job is?"
"No, sir. That's where the end of the line is right now.
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7 comments:
The line was in Annapolis til you posted it on here. Now its almost into Frederick.
That's naughty.
As a woman, I find this a little offensive. What's with the sexual jokes today? You are considered a newscaster now, can we clean it up a bit? Pretty please? :-)
As with the tampon joke, this works both ways, not just the beautiful women need this service and where can I find a gyno that offers a shave?
OMG!!! 9:17, Im a woman too, and i found this joke to be funny. Its Friday,be happy, live, love and laugh. get a sensee of humor. Did you find "The Perfect Gift" offesive too??? That man blew his nagging wife away... LOL, LOL
I'm w/ 11:48. I'm a woman & I thought this was funny :)
Most women do this every morning on their own now days.
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