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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Celibacy

Celibacy can be a choice in life or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Encounter weekend, Bob and his wife Patricia listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?" Bob leaned over, touched Patricia's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?"

And thus began Bob's life of celibacy.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hahahaha....thats to funny!!!