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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

New Political Cuss Word

Years ago when I sometimes used unsavory language, I often used the expression "Bull****."

As I grew up a bit and discovered it was not necessary to use such crude language, that

expression became "BS."

What did I really mean when I used those expressions? I meant that something was ridiculous, or idiotic or a half truth or just stupid. It covered any number of negative formats. The dictionary defines it as: nonsense; especially : foolish insolent talk...

I have decided that I no longer will use either of those expressions in the future. When I have a need to express such feelings, I will use the word "Pelosi." Let me use it in a sentence. "That's just a bunch of Pelosi.." I encourage you to do the same. It is such a nasty sounding word, it really packs a punch, we are no longer being vulgar, and it clearly expresses our feelings. If enough of us use it, perhaps the word could be entered into the dictionary. When on a ranch watch your step and don't step in Pelosi. It will get on the bottom of your boot and won't go away until next election. What a fitting and descriptive legacy for the Speaker of the House!


PASS IT ON TO AT LEAST 10,000,000 PEOPLE. DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN OR YOU WILL GET MORE PELOSI THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A BULL AT.

Especially if the "Barrack" hits the fan...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Pullin' a Palin"

"Barking Like a Beck"

"Lying Like a Limbaugh"

"Pinching a Rush"

"Coulterizing a Conversation"

"Havin' a Hannity"

Yep, been using them for years.

Chimera said...

UGH some people are so "full of Pelosi" LOL