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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

The Fix

There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg Fl. Times. The Business
Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the Economy?"

I think this guy nailed it!

Dear Mr. President,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes...

Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and
Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!

If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.

8 comments:

Scott Phoebus said...

That would be to easy. They would have to do a multi-billion dollar study to see if it might work.

Anonymous said...

1 million is not enough to retire on especially with all the stipulations.

Anonymous said...

Too easy of a solution for big government.

Anonymous said...

even 2 or 3 or maybe 5 million would still be cheaper than the rate we are going now.. i would completely go along with an idea like that!

Anonymous said...

Give me 5 mil and I'll not only retire, I'll start a business, create more jobs and maybe find the cure for both cancer and overpopulation.

TDP said...

What is this guys name, he has my vote for president !!!

Anonymous said...

i agree 9:34 he has my vote too!

NoName said...

40,000,000 x 1,000,000 = 40,000,000,000,000

$40 trillion?

And the morons keep criticizing Obama, lol!!?!

DJ