For some reason,dressing like this is an epidemic in the summertime on the Eastern shore.Theres nothing prettier than a 300 lb woman in a spandex mini-dress(Im serious!)Nothing against big girls because i am one but damn,wear clothes that fit.
Damn I'm sexy in these shorts! I don't know how all these men can resist asking me out. Maybe they think I'm too pretty and wouldn't go out with them. I guess that's the price I pay for being a hottie!
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To borrow a phrase from Credence Clearwater Revival:
I see the bad moon rising
more than I ever want to see at WalMart!
she gives new meaning to "no ass at all"
That just ain't even right....
proof that just because something is sold in your size it does not mean you should EVER wear it!!!
Nasty
Pull ups for teenagers!
Question - Do these shorts make but look fat?
Answer - No, your fat makes your butt look fat.
Look I can still fit in my clothes that I wore in High School.
"Mom! There you are. I was looking for you by the dressing rooms! I couldn't find 12's. Do you think these look okay?"
Crack Kills!
The clothing shrank in the dryer OR
these belong to my little sister
ick.
A friend of mine from Great Britain would say:
"...too much sausage, not enough skin!"
Translation:
"...that's puttin' 10 pounds of s**t in a 5 pound bag!"
Enjoy!
Crack kills!
Wouldn't let that plumber in my house - tat is just butt ugly.
One size,in fact,does not fit all.
For some reason,dressing like this is an epidemic in the summertime on the Eastern shore.Theres nothing prettier than a 300 lb woman in a spandex mini-dress(Im serious!)Nothing against big girls because i am one but damn,wear clothes that fit.
Amy is that you?
Damn I'm sexy in these shorts! I don't know how all these men can resist asking me out. Maybe they think I'm too pretty and wouldn't go out with them. I guess that's the price I pay for being a hottie!
Maybe if I get the slenderize Fuze drink then my shorts will fit better
Glad I am gay.
2 pigs escaping their cage
Any pants in a storm!
That was Kasey Tillmon after she assaulted Raychal Poke that night. Her and cheefy hooked up at Wal Mart later that evening.
There you are?I just sent you out for mustard !
Only one caption suitable...WTF!?!
Want some of this ?? Looks like its definately being advertised. I think I'll pass.
She's on the corner......
"What can I get for $10?"
"Any-ting you want"
"Anything?"
"Anything."
She has [Y] cromozones.
The Taliban might have a point on some things.
The crazy thing is she thinks she looks good....or else she would not wear those "shrunken" clothes!
Oink Oink!!!
Barry Tilghman, go back home and get the long red coat.
Damn the temperature save what little bit of face you have left, cover that ugly a-- stuff up.
I bet she has a pretty face.
Funny...it actually reminds me of my ex-husband's butt - crack and all! ROTFLMAO!
if your sunday best to go to wal mart is a halter top and shorts that ride below you ass you might be a redneck
Ok, where's that full length mirror someone said I should buy?
Awww, come on. That's my daughter. Give me a break.
Is that a Pringles display? Enough said...
what is that?
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