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Friday, June 26, 2009

Here's How I Think It Went





JR.... Can you hand me that Glock please.

Employee... What's a Glock?

JR... It's the gun right there in the top drawer.

Employee... Oh, a gun, I don't like guns very much.

JR... There's nothing to be afraid of, look, the safety is on, see. BANG!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't think a 9mm did that!

Lamont said...

When JR Had a gun at his store, He needed it for protection. I talked to some people that worked there at that time, and they bth said : Jr was beaten by a pimp for not paying a Hooker, over on pine way. Remember Johnny Boy. you had a big old shinner, you wore a patch over it and told every one that you had sergery. you lieing piece of $-it.

Anonymous said...

Glocks do not have a traditional safety lever. Pull the trigger bang.

Anonymous said...

JR: Ooops! Here's a band-aid, now get back to work and don't tell anyone what happened.

MaMa said...

Oh yah,, the protection he needed was for the pimps not the thieves, JR was the thieve didn't pay big MaMa. just what happened Johnny Boy.

Anonymous said...

That's pretty graphic, you should at least put a disclaimer on the top of the post Joe. That was definitely not something I wanted to see as I sat down with my lunch and try to catch up on some news...

Anonymous said...

Jr must be watching Sopranos reruns again,every time he does he thinks he is tony, and can beat people up.He's wants to box Joe Albero.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a death wish to me.

Anonymous said...

A few comparisons between Michael Jackson and JR-----first, Michael Jackson lives in Neverland; JR lives in La-La land. Next, Michael Jackson has millions of $$$$; John Robinson CLAIMS to have millions. Third, Michael Jackson does the moonwalk with a jewel-encrusted glove; JR does the perpwalk with cuffs and a raincoat over his head. Finally, Michael Jackson enjoys the company of little boys at his amusement park; JR enjoys the company of little boys at his skatepark. LOL

Anonymous said...

All that damage from disintegrating ammo, I don't think so. But we are dealing with JR here.

Anonymous said...

Are you sure JR is not MJ they sure sound alot alike.