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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Report: Increasing Number Of Educators Found To Be Suffering From Teaching Disabilities


WASHINGTON—A shocking report released by the U.S. Department of Education this week revealed that a growing number of the nation's educators struggle on a daily basis with some form of teaching disability.
The study, which surveyed 2,500 elementary and high school level instructors across the country, found that nearly one out of every five exhibited behaviors typically associated with a teaching impairment. Among them: trouble paying attention in school, lack of interest or motivation during class, and severe emotional issues.
"For teaching-disabled and at-risk educators, just coming to school every day is a challenge," said Dr. Robert Hughes, a behavioral psychologist and lead author of the study. "Even simple tasks, like remaining alert and engaged during lessons, can be a struggle. Unfortunately, unless we take immediate action, these under-performers will only continue to fall further behind."
"Our teachers are in trouble," Hughes continued. "Some can't even teach at a basic sixth-grade level."
As noted in the report, hundreds of schools have already begun setting up special classrooms in which the teaching- disabled can receive the extra attention they require, teach at their own unique pace, and be paired up with patient students who can help to keep them on track.
According to school administrators, new programs like these encourage marginalized and disenfranchised teachers by rewarding them for showing up to school prepared and taking an active part in classroom discussions. Many also have counselors on hand to intervene when an instructor grows frustrated or throws a tantrum and storms out of the room.
In the new "Teachers First!" program at Wesley Academy in Chicago, educators who were once labeled "lost causes" and left to flounder in the system for years on end are now diagnosed with specific teaching disorders, given extra time to grade difficult assignments, and, in the case of particularly troubled teachers, moved back a grade.

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5 comments:

Two Sentz said...

I love The Onion. You are going to fool a lot of people with this.

Anonymous said...

As with all good humor, it is rooted in truth.

Hey, if the kids don't care, and the parents don't care, why should the teachers care anymore? If the kids and their families are going to allow them to rot, then let them rot. Eventually, the schools would be filled with students who wanted to be there, and the teachers would have something to work for.

Anonymous said...

Because most teachers are Liberals

Anonymous said...

the onion? LOL

duck around said...

10:20 am

You'd be surprised. A lot of my co-workers pulled a lever for John McCain last fall.