Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws, and while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up, with her eyes closed, and with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man immediately called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister she purchased in the store had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be irrelevant.
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8 comments:
that story is actually bs. mythbusters busted the whole dough in a hot car myth.
Get a sense of humore Barrie and go back to work.
LMAO, great twist on an old joke.
Way to get those braindead Obama supporters worked up.
Why do you suppose Obama has the support of 65% of the Collage educated in this country?
11:57 - because it is not a crime or sign of patriotic weakness to be educated.
When did having a college degree make you the enemy? And what does that say about the Yale education of W?
I realize we live on a peninsula where striving to be mediocre is the overall goal of the citizenry, but that does not mean the rest of the country worships the Clampetts the way Delmarvaites do.
Or, there is a simpler answer: The less educated you are, the better McCain looks.
Yo 12:55, that was my point.
12:55 - If that's how you feel about people on the shore, why don't you take your pompous ass somewhere else? We'd be better off without you and your uppity friends anyway. If you had a "real" education (vs. that socialist indoctrination that you paid a fortune for) you'd have an inkling of how dangerous socialism is for this country.
Dear 11:57 am...
Why do I suppose Obama has the support of 65% of the Coll"a"ge educated in this country?
Because if they spell like you, then that explains it!
Please.... where in the world did you come up with this "made up" factoid? LOL!
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