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Sunday, March 15, 2020

Thank God It's Friday


What will you be doing this weekend?

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Having a Corona from the SPD evidence room.

Anonymous said...

Oil change.

Anonymous said...

Making toilet paper

Anonymous said...

Not going to the grocery store

Anonymous said...

Going to the Mouse Trap gentlemen’s club and probably a few others.

Anonymous said...

Going to work and fake coughing to get sent home with pay under the new federal mandate.

Anonymous said...

Watching fake news for a good laughπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

Did my shopping at 7am , store was packed , no toilet paper , no bread , no paper towels ,no whole green beans , no smiles. Food Lion Nanticoke road

Anonymous said...

Drinking 12 Coronas.

Anonymous said...

I have 48 rolls I'm charging $10 a Arms length. 🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

HOW come Democrat politicians have not caught the virus ? And most people at CPAP caught it ?

Anonymous said...

Well.....I’m sure not buying any Corona beer I’m sticking with my Budweiser!!! Never heard of Budweiservirus!!!!! This afternoon looks like a great day for some steamed crabs too!

Anonymous said...

Sheltering in place. Counting rolls of toilet paper. Lathering up with Purell. Practicing holding my breath.

Anonymous said...

Stocking up on beer and wine for the quarantine to come.
I like this far better than toilet paper!

Anonymous said...

Laughing all the way to the toilet so I can wipe my Jake Day 3 times with with 100 rolls in stock .

Anonymous said...

going to joes for a couple cold beers and stealing his toilet paper

Anonymous said...

9:39

But withtout toilet paper how will you dealer with those Buttwipers.

Anonymous said...

Anything but watching all this Coronavirus coverage but at least there not beating up on Trump, I guess the virus is the only thing their not blaming him for, well so far.

Anonymous said...

Oh yes they are.

Anonymous said...

Tearing pages from an old Sears catalog.

Anonymous said...

Adhere it to a self imposed quarantine with all my favorite food groups and adult beverages and watching the world freak out

Anonymous said...

My hand is itching,so I guess I'll buy a lottery ticket.