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Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Cell Phones Banned For Fears Of 'Hillary's Seizure Disorder'

PIX 11 news anchor Kirstin Cole announced Monday that the Secret Service banned flash photography from Sunday night’s presidential debate hall at Washington University in St. Louis over fears it could “inspire Hillary’s seizure disorder.”

“For those of you who watched to the bitter, bitter end of this, did you catch this?” Cole posed to the audience. “The comeback of the cardboard camera. Holy 80s drive me to the photo map, Batman.”

“We thought it was a Secret Service thing, banning the cell phones.”

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seizures from a phone?! Then someone needs to tell her staff they can't smash the phone with a hammer until after she takes it away from her ear.

lmclain said...

And she wants to be President?

How will they stop the endless photography that accompanies the president everywhere??
Will we see hillary collapse or start convulsing and twitching as she stands at the podium one day?
Will we all be silenced and searched whenever she shows up in public??
Keep cheering.

Anonymous said...

You know what is even scarier than her being sick? If something happens to her we will have Kaine as President. NOW THAT IS SCARY!!!!!