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Tuesday, May 05, 2015

Green Party Moves On From Gay Marriage to Three-Way Marriage

British progressives must feel that their homosexual marriage victories are sufficiently consolidated. Already they are moving on to the next step:

Green Party leader Natalie Bennett has said her party would consider allowing polygamous marriages and civil partnerships in the UK.

Speaking in a Q&A session with PinkNews readers, the Green leader responded to a question from Redfern Jon Barrett, who asked: “As someone living with his two boyfriends in a stable long-term relationship, I would like to know what your stance is on polyamory rights. Is there room for Green support on group civil partnerships or marriages?”

Bennett responded: “We have led the way on many issues related to the liberalisation of legal status in adult consenting relationships, and we are open to further conversation and consultation.”

Translation: “You bet!”

Next the Green Party will support marriage to goats. Why not? As our TV sets have spent the past few years drumming into our heads, no one should be judged by “who they love.”

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

SICK, SICK, SICK!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

who didnt see this coming?

Anonymous said...

Why not let us Mormons have our multi-wife lifestyle too?

Anonymous said...

The start of a daisy chain.

Steve said...

Okay, I'm tired of this crap!

From now on, everybody is mandated by law, including pets and farm animals, to be automatically married to each other from birth. That way, everybody is promised to love and to serve each other 'til death do them part, except for the Allah Akbar thingy. Just natural death.

Now that that's behind us... can we go on?

Anonymous said...

My shotgun and my dog are my best friends, I want to marry them both!