A husband went to police station to report his missing wife:
Husband: I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and still hasn't come home.
Sergeant: What is her height ?
Husband: Oh, 5 something . . .
Sergeant: Build?
Husband: Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly.
Sergeant: Did she go in a car?
Husband: Yes.
Sergeant: What kind of car was it?
Husband: A 1965 Pontiac GTO convertible, Fontaine Blue with a white top, Parchment interior, original 389 Tri-Power motor ,a Muncie 4-speed trans and 3.55 Saf-T-Track rear. It had an AM/FM radio with reverb, power steering and brakes. The car had only 48,000 miles and was in mint condition except for a very thin scratch on the driver’s door. I bought it in 1998 from the original owner.
At this point the husband started crying.
Sergeant: Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car.
6 comments:
What an a$$, knew everything about the car but not one thing about his wife - typical man!
I'm sure my husband would never know what I was wearing on any given day.
He knows everything about the car because he works on it every day so if he worked on his wife oh o better stop while ahead.
However the car will not break down once a month and not run for a week.
Thanks, 2:10! I love it! LOL
I bet that car won't wash his dirty clothes, cook his meals, clean the dishes, clean the house, and take care of his kids o all while working a full time job......
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