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Tuesday, November 04, 2014

Missing Wife

A husband went to police station to report his missing wife:

Husband: I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and still hasn't come home.

Sergeant: What is her height ?

Husband: Oh, 5 something . . .

Sergeant: Build?

Husband: Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes according to season.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly.

Sergeant: Did she go in a car?

Husband: Yes.

Sergeant: What kind of car was it?

Husband: A 1965 Pontiac GTO convertible, Fontaine Blue with a white top, Parchment interior, original 389 Tri-Power motor ,a Muncie 4-speed trans and 3.55 Saf-T-Track rear. It had an AM/FM radio with reverb, power steering and brakes. The car had only 48,000 miles and was in mint condition except for a very thin scratch on the driver’s door. I bought it in 1998 from the original owner.

At this point the husband started crying.

Sergeant: Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

What an a$$, knew everything about the car but not one thing about his wife - typical man!

Anonymous said...

I'm sure my husband would never know what I was wearing on any given day.

Anonymous said...

He knows everything about the car because he works on it every day so if he worked on his wife oh o better stop while ahead.

Anonymous said...

However the car will not break down once a month and not run for a week.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, 2:10! I love it! LOL

Anonymous said...

I bet that car won't wash his dirty clothes, cook his meals, clean the dishes, clean the house, and take care of his kids o all while working a full time job......