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Sunday, August 28, 2011

DECLARATION OF EMERGENCY TO BE LIFTED AT 11AM

Wicomico County Executive Richard M. Pollitt, Jr. has concluded a "windshield" tour of the county and has declared that the State of Emergency is lifted as of 11AM today. Pollitt issued the Declaration of Emergency on Friday at 730AM in anticipation of the arrival of Hurricane Irene. Pollitt said that he was informed that Mayor Ireton would take the same action at the same time in the City of Salisbury.
 
Before lifting the Order, Pollitt sought the opinion of the Directors of Emergency Services and Public Works, the Wicomico County Sheriff and area fire companies.
 
Pollitt said that there are about 300 evacuees still at the Wicomico County Youth & Civic Center. They will be served lunch. The shelter will close at 2PM.
 
Pollitt urged caution as he observed many downed trees and debris.
 
Publishers Note: Well, who gives a crap what the Mayor has to say now anyway.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

has the driving ban been lifted??

Anonymous said...

Shoot its time to ice down the chillys and fire up that barby.

Anonymous said...

Why are we serving them lunch? People can ride around town at 11:00 am. Can't they go home and fix lunch? Are tax dollars paying for a free lunch? This isn't a homeless shelter.

Anonymous said...

Good grief, 11:30, get a grip!

Anonymous said...

11:30 is absolutely correct. pollitt probably needed something to eat. He's on a diet, eat everything he can put his puffy hands on and put in his mouth.

Anonymous said...

Thank you oh great and benevolent leader King Al Circumference al pharoah Pollitticus with your trusty sidekick and court jester his Majesty and Mare Jimmeus Markus Arelanus Syphillissishus Irefellaticus you have graciously released your peon servants to actually be free to move about your great and wonderful land. We exist to service you with our tribute of tax dollars oh great and mighty King and you as well oh slim and svelte prince of the rehobeth.