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Friday, October 01, 2010

ATMs That Spit Out Gold Are Coming To America

Whenever the money level in my Scrooge McDuck-style money bin dips below levels that are safe for diving, I have to send off the servants to restock it with assorted gold bars and coins. But now I'll get to fire them because Gold to Go has announced they're bringing their gold-dispensing ATMs to our great nation.

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1 comment:

lmclain said...

Better lock 'em down really well.....I've seen those TV shows where those crooks take the whole machine....maybe the weight of the gold will be a hinderance....lol