1) Did you fart?
cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.�
AND.. the best for last!
11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
5 comments:
What's the tool belt fur? Carryin' extra beers? : )
Tim, was that a pick up line??? LOL
Could Be LoL They all git purdier at closin' time!
Let this be like one of those public serive messages for children-eat correctly, exercise and smoke, well, at least less than 3 packs of smokes per day....I think those two dudes in te above picture are only 24 years old!!
Are ya happy ta see me or is it cold in here?-! ; )
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