DelMarVa's Premier Source for News, Opinion, Analysis, and Human Interest Contact Publisher Joe Albero at alberobutzo@wmconnect.com or 410-430-5349
DelMarVa's Premier Source for News, Opinion, Analysis, and Human Interest
Contact Publisher Joe Albero at alberobutzo@wmconnect.com or 410-430-5349
Dying should be free.
And this is our special "Grinch" model.
We are here to serve Salisbury's "growing" population.
and now a place for your mom...
Double wide
2 for 1 special! They're old. They're rich. Hurry and order a casket for two before the estate tax suspension expires. Special offer expires Dec 31.
I know a Fat Man that would be a tight squeeze in that thing. We'd have to get 10 of us to sit on the top just to close it and lock it.
"The best night's sleep you ever had"!
Here fat man, see, you won't have to be cremated after all, they do come in lard azz size!
Hey,hey,hey......
Are you in the market for a king sized casket? Or have you ever drempt of dying in your sleep? Contact us for the biggest and widest caskets known to man. Contact the Fat Man for further information.
Introducing the world first casket you can roll over in
Sorry Crisso, we refuse to use the Fat Man's name here.
aw come on joe that was priceless
Inside the Taylor family mossoleum
LOL and roll all over the floor at "WTF?" (anonymous 9:41am)
On sale now! Extra large! Who says you can't take it with you? Plenty of room for you and your laptop so you can continue blogs from Hell fat man!
Yeah Your family member with the "gland" problem can rest in peace and we will even throw in 12 trusses for the pall bearers
Like I said before, I won't carry the SOB, or the casket, either.
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Dying should be free.
And this is our special "Grinch" model.
We are here to serve Salisbury's "growing" population.
and now a place for your mom...
Double wide
2 for 1 special! They're old. They're rich. Hurry and order a casket for two before the estate tax suspension expires. Special offer expires Dec 31.
I know a Fat Man that would be a tight squeeze in that thing. We'd have to get 10 of us to sit on the top just to close it and lock it.
"The best night's sleep you ever had"!
Here fat man, see, you won't have to be cremated after all, they do come in lard azz size!
Hey,hey,hey......
Are you in the market for a king sized casket? Or have you ever drempt of dying in your sleep? Contact us for the biggest and widest caskets known to man. Contact the Fat Man for further information.
Introducing the world first casket you can roll over in
Sorry Crisso, we refuse to use the Fat Man's name here.
aw come on joe that was priceless
Inside the Taylor family mossoleum
LOL and roll all over the floor at "WTF?" (anonymous 9:41am)
On sale now! Extra large! Who says you can't take it with you? Plenty of room for you and your laptop so you can continue blogs from Hell fat man!
Yeah Your family member with the "gland" problem can rest in peace and we will even throw in 12 trusses for the pall bearers
Like I said before, I won't carry the SOB, or the casket, either.
Post a Comment