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Thursday, May 07, 2009

BREAKING NEWS!

A 60,000 lb C02 tank has ruptured is Salisbury off of Columbia Dr. All bodies are accounted for. Also the hazmat truck was involved in an accident on route. More to come...

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny... a carbonated beverage truck going to clean up a CO2 spill! I just rode by and everything looked calm and back to normal.

Anonymous said...

What, did SFD wreck the old Hazmat truck so they can get the new trailer?

Chimera said...

Isnt there a big storage yard full of air and gas tanks on columbia Road-Airgas Inc or something?

Anonymous said...

What's that do to their carbon footprint?
Wonder what Al Gore would say about this?

Orsonwells said...

All that CO2 cooled us Northenders down for the next 20 years; no more global warming up here!