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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Gary Comegys Can Part The Wicomico River Too


Only the right hand man of God can put a fire out on water with water. I seems even Exxon nor any other Gas Company can put a fire out on water with water but Gary Comegys is convinced, you just give him $860,000.00 worth of fire boat and let me tell you, he'll not just part the Wicomico River and walk on water, he'll figure out a way to put that fuel fire out with water. I BELIEVE!

Some have said that Joe Albero doesn't just have a Blog, he's got a Cult going on and every one of his followers are called "little Joey's." Well little Joey's, are you a believer? Has-a Mr. Comegys-a converted you-a? If so, don't just reach down in that pocket for that donation, REACH A WAY A DOWN A IN THAT POCKET AND DELIVER!

You know why? Because, (Bubba Math) there's a 99.9% chance that you'll never see one of these fires throughout the lifetime of that YACHT. It's standard Bobbanomics Folks. That Bridge won't be up 99.9% of the time, you know how it works. Are you a believer?

So Gary, how many men does it take to man that Yacht? What does it cost to maintain that Yacht? Ladies & Gentlemen, the average maintenance on a Vessel like this is at least 15% a year too. That's around $129,000.00 a year in maintenance! Oh, sorry, they forgot to mention that too. Does that come with the Grant Money too? Gary Comegys will bring you to the promise land, you just wait and see.

Heck, the man said in a recent forum, if we're gonna have landscaping in the City, I believe we should maintain that landscaping. How's it working for you on the Plaza Folks? Gary Comegys will grow Government like you've never seen before.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gary = Barrie = Scary!

Anonymous said...

The fire dept will use foam on a fire like this, and any fire boat has the capabilites to flow foam - Bill

Anonymous said...

9:59-

Vehicles do too, Bubba!

Anonymous said...

I was sitting at Civic Ave at the stop light crossing rte 50 approx 5:30 pm last night.Then this massive fire engine truck was heading east on rte.50.Truck was going about 15 mph.I looked to the wife and said there goes Comegys pet toy.where it was going I have no idea.There were no sirens sounding and or extra fire vehicles with it.What a waste of taxpayers money.

Anonymous said...

Gary

Do you STILL denounce the blogs?


LMAO....SEE YA! And plese turn off the lights on yer way out!

Anonymous said...

Choo Choo is the only person in the city collecting retirement for being a wannabe fireman.

Anonymous said...

Hey Chief See

What that new truck cant be a boat!! as well when needed ? So why did we spend all that money on it ? Thats right because the duty crew has missed used T-2,and ragged it out. Man free coffee and ice cream just got expensive at wawa!! way to go SFD ADMIN. Hey what about those seg-ways that were bought to get from one end of the new station to the other man you talk about waste of money and being lazy!!!!! looks like most of you need the walking , and i mean walking papers!!!! Yep!!!!!! iam mad my tax dollars hard at work !!! cant get safe clean streets or roads with no pot holes or good city services but we can waste money on a much un needed truck!!

Anonymous said...

"Gary Comegys will grow Government like you've never seen before."

Like his waist line?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 10:50 - Tower 16 was out at that time for in-service driver's training - we had a pre-determined course we were required to drive in an effort to continue to assist the potential FADO's (Fire Apparatus Driver Operator) to be proper and effective drivers, preparing for the time she is put in service - during the time frame of which you speak, I, along with 2 volunteers and 5 other career members completed another requirement of the entire certification process - I certainly hope the citizenry we serve expect the FADO's to be thoroughly trained and tested prior to being placed behind the wheel and responding to emergency calls for service - JLJ

Anonymous said...

He can Part the water or Walk on it for all I care. Anyone can Walk on water when it is frozen. But in this case, the river is so poluted, he could probably still walk on it even when it is not frozen. It would probably still hold him up. And if not,,you know the old saying...crap floats...
He would still be ok.

Anonymous said...

What next? Let's get a Fire Airplane? Wow now that would be the ultimate toy!