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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Spanish Words Of The Day!

1. Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: 'Maria likes me, but cheese fat.'

2. Mushroom
When all of my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. Shoulder
My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. Texas
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. Herpes
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.

6. July
Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! 'Julyer!'

7. Rectum
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. Juarez
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?'

9. Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

10. Wheelchair
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry, wheelchair.

11. Chicken wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

12. Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey, Harassment nothing to me.

13. Bishop
My wife fell down the stairs, so I had to pick the bishop.

14. Body wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Joe. If you find the audience starts to hiss and throw bottles because they are too uptight with your material, I've got a guy who installs chicken wire {a la Bob's Country Bunker} around our comedy stages to protect Carrot-Top and I when we perform for evangelical audiences and N.O.W. conventions. And if he doesn't have the wire in stock when you call-don't worry; wheelchair with you!

Anonymous said...

Spanish words?

Sounds like the ghetto-slang these thugs speak around here.