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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Income Taxes

Your income taxes are normally due on April 15th unless that date falls on a Saturday or Sunday, in which case they are due on Monday the 16th or 17th.

However, I have been told that a recent change and for the next 4 years, they will not be due until you are nominated to a cabinet position.

Please check with your Tax adviser to confirm.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

But then how will I get my $5,000 tax refund?

Anonymous said...

Or, unless you are the governor of our largest state, or, maybe a vice-presidential candidate.

Did you see where Sarah Palin has to pay back income taxes because her expense account padding has been ruled income??

She was actually charging the state of Alaska to stay in her own home.

A true patriot