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Friday, December 05, 2008

All Dressed Up And No One To Show


Look around Folks. Almost every table at the Red Cross Holiday Luncheon was full. OH, BUT WAIT A MINUTE, THERE'S NO ONE AT BARRIE TILGHMAN'S TABLE. But, wait a second, Barrie is standing there staring ME down, she must have friends somewhere, right? NOT!

Once the Mayor realized that Joe Albero actually had MORE friends at this event, OH BOY, she turned beet red and stormed out of the event before things got started. One individual witnessed the Mayor storming out of the building breaking a walking speed limit before breaking into a trot.

Hey Barrie, not for nothing Babe but it's over. I have never seen such a lonely sight where people were actually afraid to be seen talking to this woman and honest to God, I felt bad for her. I don't ever say honest to God and not tell the truth. Now what was it I said in that e-mail to Barrie Tilghman a few years ago that started all this trouble between the Mayor and the Blogs. It seems to be slipping me at the moment. Oh well, it must not have been a big deal but I sure wish I could remember because I'd love to use it again with this photo because for some reason I think it would prove I WAS RIGHT!

Barrie Tilghman has in fact chosen to move forward with her Lawsuit against me. The Court Date is January 21st and I STRONGLY recommend everyone show up for this Show because this is going to be bitchin. Now let's see. If I lose, it would be the first time someone one's First Amendment Rights were taken away by a Public Figure. Now if that happens, I'd lose $9,999.00. WOOHOO! That's gonna hurt! Oh, that's right though. If I lose it will become NATIONAL NEWS and everyone and their brother from around the United States/World will instantly learn of Salisbury News. Can YOU tell me what it would cost to get that kind of advertising?

Now, if I win, in which I will either way, (as you can now see) the Mayor will get the spanking in Court she's deserved for MANY YEARS. Now that I'm almost to the end of this Post, I'm not feeling so sorry for her again, are you?

Oh well, there was a thousand people talking about how NO ONE showed up for Barrie Tilghman's Table and many even mentioned how toasted she was at the Tree Lighting Ceremony a couple of weeks ago. She was yelling on stage, THISSSS ISSSS MY FAVVVVVORITE PARRRT OF TTTHE SSSSEASONNNNNNN. HICKUP!

Have a great day today Barrie. See Ya In Court!

58 comments:

Anonymous said...

This was a very deserving moment. She deserves everything that is coming her way right now. Tell some more lies Barrie - it really gets you far in life!

Anonymous said...

You should counter-sue her for just enough to get into Circuit Court and demand a jury trial.

Anonymous said...

That glare is FABULOUS!

Anonymous said...

She probably left once she saw there was no alcohol served there. Gotta have it !

Anonymous said...

She don't want you to catch her high beam headlights, I guess.

Anonymous said...

A spanking. Did you say spanking ? Oh boy, I'm there.

Anonymous said...

Joe:

This book is the top item on the Christman list she gave Matt -

"How to Look & Act Like A Victim in Court"

Anonymous said...

Where was Mr Community service Chief See? They could have sat together. Misery loves company. He's on her shit list now. Heads will roll. She gets irrate if anyone from any department doesn't show up to meetings etc. The end is near and she can feel it. Your only as important as you make yourself feel.

Anonymous said...

Damn, Joe if looks could kill, you'd be a dead man! ROFLMAO!! That's what the witch gets! Where are all of your friends, MARE????
Checkmate...you win Joe.

Anonymous said...

Someone poor water over her and watch her melt.

Anonymous said...

YIKES!!! The grinch is real!! She just needs a little green makeup!

Anonymous said...

Joe as a member of the American Red Cross who has served a countless number of months of my life during national disasters [i.e.: Rita, Katrina, Wilma, Fred] I found it really foul that you would be a guest of the ARC and turn one of the most succesful events into a political spin nightmare.
This is not the image they want nor is one you should give them. Everyone is welcome.
This is rude and foul.

Anonymous said...

looks like she needs to get laid.

Anonymous said...

That picture says so much.
People with their backs turned to her.
Standing alone in a crowded room.
Waiting for "friends" or anyone to sit with her at an empty table.
It must hurt to be her...
No wonder she left...
Clearly, she is not cut out for mayoral responsibilities and she has counted on cronies for companionship & support, but it must hurt to be her...
In my heart, I hope she finds a better path. If she turns her "ways" around, I hope good people have forgiveness, mercy and open their hearts to help lift her from where she appears to be today.
For now, it must hurt to be her...

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the last days of
world war 2 . Everybody was avoiding Hitler , even his high ranking staff(bubba)

Anonymous said...

will this will be in circuit court? also will it be heard in wicomico county?

Anonymous said...

Way to go Joe, real spirit of Christmas. Gloating over embrassing somebody like that. You are a real ass!

One of these days somebody is going to take that camera & shove it someplace it wasn't designed for.

And before the rest of you crybabies start, this is not from the Mayor!

Anonymous said...

That's our illustrious Mayor; she's very good at making speedy exits, isn't she??? Boy, the papers almost fly off the table when she takes leave out the hidden door at those Council meetins!! She's so funny--sad, really.....

Don't think Santa is going to leave her much this year. She's been a very baaaaad girl.

Anonymous said...

You're an ass.

Anonymous said...

WOW! If looks could kill!

Anonymous said...

You reap what you sow.

Anonymous said...

at some point you need to let it go..looks like you werent sitting with best of crowd if that was ms campbell shoving food in her face.

Anonymous said...

joe i could care less about the mayor.but for days i had readed about you making the Salvation Army Bell Ringing into something bad instead of a good thing you us it on you blog to run people down.Now you are using the Red Cross.The luncheon wasn't about the mayor it was for a good thing.Here you go turning it to suit your blog.

Anonymous said...

Jim Ireton for mayor.And I don't even live in Salisbury. Have taught with him. He will be an excellent mayor just like he is as an educator. It is not about power with him. Its treating people fairly.

Anonymous said...

If you all don't think the mayor was there as a political thing, then you are naive. If she really was all about the charity, then she would not have stormed out when it became clear that her table was empty. I heard about this from someone other than Joe, so I know she really did storm out. Perhaps it is wrong to politicize charities, but you are simply nuts if you don't think the mayor, Comegys, and the rest don't have their political fortunes in mind first and foremost when they go to something like this.

Anonymous said...

Everyone has an agenda all the time even if they dont realize it. The trick is to have a un-selfish agenda, you really think she did. This lady doesnt appear to care about anything except herself, sad way to go threw life.

Anonymous said...

Queen of the round table.

Ill buy that table a round, thatll be one burbon, one scoth, one beer.

It could be worse, she could be table dancing.

Damn, they didny laeve any tip.

Its my party and Ill cry if I want to.

If Im not the center of attention Im gonna take my ball and leave.

Boy dont I look like a horses ass.

Anonymous said...

Bob Caldwell for mayor!

Anonymous said...

If that's Debbie on the lower left side , she's hot !

Anonymous said...

anon 9:56

I have to wonder if the money would have been better spent on helping people, that is why most people donate.. TO HELP PEOPLE not feed people. This is ONE of the reason I DO NOT dontate to the Red cross.

Anonymous said...

Ditto--Caldwell for Mayor!!

Barrie, nobody wants to sit with a Mean Girl.

Anonymous said...

"doug wilkerson said...

You reap what you sow." - Let's hope that's true. Joe...maybe you should consider that!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ditto--Caldwell for Mayor!!

Barrie, nobody wants to sit with a Mean Girl.

Hey, Joe, don't forget to take to Court copies of newspaper articles where Barrie defamed ordinary citizens by calling them "Dirty Dozen", etc.

Anonymous said...

I encourage everyone to go and search how much of the money they donate goes to helping people. I did a search on salaries of CEOs of a few and I was shocked. Here is what I found

According to the Salvation Army, Commissioners W. Todd Bassett and his wife Carol A. Bassett jointly received basic living allowances and grants totaling $64,210 for 2004 plus housing valued at $34,116. That is still considerably less than the salaries of some of the other top charities.

Marsha J. Evans, the president of the American Red Cross, was paid $651,957 in 2004. The president of the United Way is now Ralph Dickerson Jr. who's current salary is $420,000 per year, according to the Chronicle of Philanthropy.

Some state that 83% of the money collected by the Salvation army goes to helping people. While most of the others only 60% of the money goes to helping others.

Anonymous said...

Debbie Campbell as Mayor. YES! Gorgeous, intellegent, mysterious and sexy. We've never had a Mayor like that. NOW THATS CHANGE.

Anonymous said...

Joe
Bring back the famous shot of the Mayor with the high beams leading the way. The guys at the fire station love it. Its the only good thing we've seen from her.

Anonymous said...

Anon 1:16

Try looking at United Way. MOST of the money people give to them does NOT go to the charities!
Seen their offices lately?
The salaries are horrific!

All those people who signed up to give $1 a week out of their check. They should just give the $1 per week to the charity they want to get the money because they certainly are not getting much of that dollar by letting the United Way handle it!

As far as the Red Cross hosting this meal - this is an opportunity for the Red Cross to potentially raise additional funds and definitely raise awareness.
Would you rather them do nothing and get nothing?

Anon 12:50
You've barked up the wrong tree on that one...you obviously have not been involved with a non-profit or charitable organization before due to your uneducated statement.

Anonymous said...

Fire House Mouse. You must not know the same MS Campbell. She is no better looking than the mayor. If your into witches good choice.

Anonymous said...

Joe, I think your secretly in love with Mayor Barrie. Kabudels to her.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she is just upset because she didn't get a little red Santa hat to wear.

Anonymous said...

That is one miserable looking bitch.

Sheriff, where are those damned handcuffs. Don't you have that warrant yet?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Joe as a member of the American Red Cross who has served a countless number of months of my life during national disasters [i.e.: Rita, Katrina, Wilma, Fred] I found it really foul that you would be a guest of the ARC and turn one of the most succesful events into a political spin nightmare.
This is not the image they want nor is one you should give them. Everyone is welcome.
This is rude and foul.

9:56 AM

Ho, Hum, Yawn! Boring!

"Wilma and Fred?" Is that supposed to be some kind of joke about the Flintstones?

If you were so concerned why didn't you sign your name? My guess is that you are an FOB.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Fire House Mouse. You must not know the same MS Campbell. She is no better looking than the mayor. If your into witches good choice.

3:26 PM

Must be another FOB.

Anonymous said...

Everyone needs to leave the personal attacks out of the comments. What these people look like has no bearing on politics.

Anonymous said...

last time i saw a face like that, it had a spinner bait in it.

Anonymous said...

I clicked on the photo and saw the table marker it's reserved for HKT, Hanna, Kremer and Tilghman. That's her husbands company. Funny as hell, her own husband stood her up for the event. Bwaaahahahahahahaha I don't care who you are, that right there is funny.

Anonymous said...

The Grinch that stole Christmas. Maybe the sour grape look was due to the fact they weren't serving booze? Joe's there and no booze drove her to the bottle early. She knows her game is over, game, set, match. That's enough alone to make tennis the official sport of Salisbury. Vote Jim Ireton and Debbie Campbell.

Anonymous said...

Anon 1:16 What a sign of being low class. Trying to bash the name of charity while using the other.

The two are different organizations. One is religulous the other is not. Each have different missions.

Both organizations that do good work in our community.

Anonymous said...

Good-night.

Anonymous said...

Salisburians:

Help is on the way. . .
ELECT JIM IRETON MAYOR!

Anonymous said...

Anon 10:08 PM,

What anon 1:16 said is true whether you like it or not!

Anonymous said...

Retired Fart, I like what you've got to say. I wish I knew who you were.

It is obvious that David See wasn't liked in the past and isn't liked now. I was invited to the Salisbury Fire Department Banquet recently and I was told there weren't any paid firefighters in attendance except David See and Richard Hoppes. The fact that his staff won't associate with him on an evening of appreciation speaks volumes.

Like Retired Fart said "Misery loves company" and know on can stand David See or Richard Hoppes. I was hoping to see retired Deputy Chief Tim Keenan there, but he can't stand the the three cut throats either. Barrie Tilghman has allowed David See and Bill Gordy to run off extremely dedicated servants of this once fine city.

Vote Jim Ireton and Debbie Campbell.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Ditto--Caldwell for Mayor!!
1:11 PM

To Anon 1:11 PM and other supporters.

Mr. Caldwell may be a better choice for Mayor than mare dinglebarrie, but Jim Ireton is the best candidate.

Mr. Caldwell failed us with his failed attempt to remover the mare out of office with his petition drive. I would support him in a minute if Jim Ireton wasn't running.

Mr. Caldwell do the right thing and pledge your support to Mr. Ireton.

Godspeed to both of you.

Anonymous said...

Joe , with the spirit of x-mas would not it have been better to go and ask to join her and make her feel more apart of than to snap a pic and bash her ? Maybe she just needs a hug ? If you befriended her you may find you have more in commom with her than not. Say , your attention starved egos for example.

joe albero said...

anonymous 2:38,

ROTFLMAO!

Thanks for the laugh.

Oh, you do know why she's suing me, right? She says I defamed her because I claimed there are FOB's, (Friends Of Barrie).

I wonder how it's going to look to the Judge when we produce witnesses who watched the leaves being raked up off the street in her neighborhood, yet tere are no FOB's. Gonna sue me again Barrie?

Anonymous said...

oh poor pitiful dinglebarrie doesn't have any friends to sit with. how embarrassing for her to feel lower than whaleshit.

LMAO.... I bet she went home and kicked matt's ass all over her house.

Anonymous said...

Dinglebarrie

Dashing through the town
In a Volvo lookin gay
While Albero thinks I’m a clown
I’m laughing all the way
Balls on the rearview swing
drinking booze tonight
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A drinking song tonight

Oh, Dinglebarrie, Dinglebarrie
Dingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drink and drive
In a Volvo lookin gay
Dinglebarrie, Dinglebarrie
Dingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drink and drive
In a Volvo lookin gay

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
to the Annual Red Cross Luncheon
And soon it was very obvious
No one was seated by my side
Albero’s Lookin at me Like I must be a skank
Humiliated I ran the hell out of there And headed for Matt’s bank

Oh, Dinglebarrie, Dinglebarrie
Dingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drink and drive
In a Volvo lookin gay
Dinglebarrie, Dinglebarrie
Dingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drink and drive
In a Volvo lookin gay

Dinglebarrie, Dinglebarrie
Dingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drink and drive
In a Volvo looin gay
Dinglebarrie, Dinglebarrie
Dingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to drink and drive
In a Volvo lookin gay

Anonymous said...

Great song. Thanks Joe.

LMAO