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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

There Will Be A Major Announcement Today

Ladies & Gentlemen,

Some time today I will be making a major announcement, one in which I believe each and every one of you will find comfort in.

Mind you, this announcement will be one sentence long and it will be completely up to you to fill in the blanks. Be pagtient, it's well worth the wait. You'll see!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Awwwww, come on Joe.
I only get a chance to check the news in the morning before work....
now I have to wait until tonight to hear the big announcement.
On the other hand, I'll have to wait for DAYS to hear whatever it is from another source.
Anticipation.

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing a legal settlement?