Attention

The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not represent our advertisers

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Poker Le PEW!

A 57 year old NYC man has filed a complaint with the New Jersey Casino Commission after he was bounced from a casino Tuesday night because of his offensive body odor.
Michael Wax, a limo owner,and frequent gambler at Borgata Hotel & Casino , was approached in the restroom by casino staff and informed that other players at his poker table had made complaints to management about how Wax smelled.
Wax, who also weighs in at a robust 440 lbs, admits that he did stink because he had been playing poker for SEVENTEEN straight hours and didn't have a chance to get home and bathe.Ummmm, Mr.Wax has more pressing problems than personal hygiene if he is gambling over two-thirds of a day away but I digress. He maintains that he asked for a free room to "freshen up" and was denied.He actually expected them to comp him a room!
Anyhow when he returned to his table, he was denied a seat and now he has not only filed a comlaint but he has said he wants an apology because they told him he stank in front of people.Borgata spokespersons would not comment on the matter.
Am I alone or does this guy need Gamblers Anonymous as bad as he needs a bath?

No comments: