E-Mooning

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:


:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these Are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'

Here goes:


(_!_) a regular ass



(__!__) a fat ass



(!) a tight ass



(_*_) a sore ass



{_!_} a swishy ass



(_o_) an ass that's been around



(_x_) kiss my ass



(_X_) leave my ass alone



(_zzz_) a tired ass


E=mc2_) a smart ass


(_$_) Money coming out Of his ass


(_?_) Dumb Ass