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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Only A Marylander Would Understand!

The day after his wife disappeared in a boating accident, an Ocean City man answered his door to find two grim-faced Maryland State Troopers.

'We're sorry Mr. Rice, but we have some information! about your wife,' said one trooper.

'Tell me! Did you find her?' Rice shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, 'We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?

Fearing the worst, an ashen Rice said, 'Give me the bad news first.

The trooper said, 'I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the Assawoman Bay near the Rte 90 Bridge.

'Oh my God!' exclaimed Rice. Swallowing hard, he asked, 'What's the good news?

The trooper continued. 'When we pulled her up she had 12 huge blue crabs and 6 good-size blue crabs on her.'

Stunned, Mr. Rice demanded , 'If that's the good news, what's the great news?'

The trooper said , 'We're going to be pulling her up again tomorrow!'

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Morbid, but clever.

Ddubb said...

lol that's sick dude

Anonymous said...

no name==Thats good crabbing.

Anonymous said...

Man you guys are sick. How would you like it if your wife had crabs all over her.

Anonymous said...

rofl lmao