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Friday, August 14, 2015
Objection From A Former Sailor
7 comments:
Anonymous
said...
Just for the record, I believe your headline is wrong... As a former drunken sailor... He may not be a drunk anymore, but he is still a sailor. 'Cause old sailors never die. They just get a little dinghy.
They won't stop until they run out of YOUR money. Then they will start working on your other assets. The only thing that will stop them is the rope cutting off their airway.
7 comments:
Just for the record, I believe your headline is wrong... As a former drunken sailor... He may not be a drunk anymore, but he is still a sailor. 'Cause old sailors never die. They just get a little dinghy.
A smart sailor only took enough money with him to get a buzz and then got drunk by mooching off his fellow sailors who took a lot of money with them.
The difference between a hooker and a Democrat is when you stop paying a hooker, she stops screwing you.
Bravo Zulu.
LOL..THAT IS AWESOME!!!
They won't stop until they run out of YOUR money. Then they will start working on your other assets.
The only thing that will stop them is the rope cutting off their airway.
You must have had a really bad experience with a hooker, lmclain.
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