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Friday, August 14, 2015

Objection From A Former Sailor


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just for the record, I believe your headline is wrong... As a former drunken sailor... He may not be a drunk anymore, but he is still a sailor. 'Cause old sailors never die. They just get a little dinghy.

Anonymous said...

A smart sailor only took enough money with him to get a buzz and then got drunk by mooching off his fellow sailors who took a lot of money with them.

Anonymous said...

The difference between a hooker and a Democrat is when you stop paying a hooker, she stops screwing you.

Anonymous said...

Bravo Zulu.

Anonymous said...

LOL..THAT IS AWESOME!!!

lmclain said...

They won't stop until they run out of YOUR money. Then they will start working on your other assets.
The only thing that will stop them is the rope cutting off their airway.

Anonymous said...

You must have had a really bad experience with a hooker, lmclain.