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Thursday, February 12, 2015

Michelle Obama's Self-Serving 'Cheese Dust' Disdain

Before the nation's Food Nanny guilt-trips you into ditching boxed dinners on a frazzled night, know this: The first lady profited from cheese dust before she was against it.

In the new issue of Cooking Light magazine, Michelle Obama takes another sanctimonious stand against processed foods. The occasion of this latest hectoring is a month-long celebration of the fifth anniversary of her Let's Move initiative. This time, she spins a slickly crafted tale of how her former personal chef challenged daughter Malia several years ago to turn a block of cheese into powder. "She sat there for 30 minutes trying to pulverize a block of cheese into dust," Mrs. Obama claims.

"She was really focused on it, and it just didn't work, so she had to give up. And from then on, we stopped eating macaroni and cheese out of a box because cheese dust is not food," snob momma Obama pontificated.

Hey, Michelle Antoinette: Shunning convenience foods is easy when you've got a taxpayer-subsidized cooking staff whipping up four-course feasts every night. Those boxed meals you spit upon are affordable and easy to store, and last a long time. For someone who pretends to be sympathetic to working-class and middle-class families, Her Royal Highness sure has a funny way of showing it.



Anonymous said...

POSFLOTUS Moooochelle!

Go home and leave us alone! Take the Kenyan muslime sympathizer with you!

Anonymous said...

very informative article

Anonymous said...

Moochie, take a 23 month vacation and leave us alone!

We'll call you if we need to hear from you. Expect a lot of silence!

Steve said...

I have many boxes along with canned food in my SHTF pantry so I stay nourished with my family and neighbors for at least 6 months until another growing season is done.

THAT'S what Moochelle is afraid of!

LadyLiddy said...

Please don't put that ultra processed crap in your or your children's bodies.

Anonymous said...

To say she's the bastion of healthy living and eating light.... Biatch sure got a big ol' fried chicken ass!!
Pair of hypocrites. Her and her terrorist ass kissing baby daddy.