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Monday, February 10, 2014

Nude Florida Teenager in State of ‘Excited Delirium’ Allegedly Commits One of the Most Bizarre Crimes of 2014

Authorities in Florida found themselves battling another deranged, naked man over the weekend who displayed an unusual amount of physical strength and violently attacked a police dog.

According to a police report, obtained by the Sun-Sentinel, the Palm Beach Sheriff’s Office confronted Conrad Hopper, 17, who appeared to be in a stage of “excited delirium.” The 17-year-old was wielding a “large clock, which had numerous sharp utensils protruding from its entire border,” police reportedly added.

The incident started earlier, when officers responded to reports of a burglary. A 15-year-old boy said he was feeding his aunt’s dogs when Hopper walked through the unlocked front door and started touching the child, attempting to remove his glasses from his face.


Anonymous said...

Nice touch with the clock. Why did the cops sacrifice the dog? Don't they have police batons and tasers and guns if the first two don't work?? Poor dog.

Anonymous said...

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