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Monday, September 30, 2013

Watch Your Mailbox

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2013 Social SecurityStimulus Package.

It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread Mix, two discount coupons to KFC, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper Sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my --- and a 'Blame It on Bush' poster for the front yard.

The directions were in Spanish.
Yours should arrive soon.

4 comments:

Paul A said...

O.NE
B.IG
A.SS
M.ISTAKE
A.MERICA.

Anonymous said...

12:23 I give you a. LIKE

Anonymous said...

Now that may seem like a joke....is it really....

Anonymous said...

Now I know where you live.Your house is the one with the great big hoopty mailbox.