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Sunday, August 18, 2013

WHY DOES THIS BEACH BUM SPEND YOUR TAX DOLLARS SO HE CAN SURF, DRINK, AND SCORE ‘FREE FOOD’ YEAR ROUND? BECAUSE ‘IT’S AWESOME’

San Diego beach bum Jason Greenslate has a front-row seat watching your tax dollars at work…mainly because that’s about all that’s breaking a sweat in his world.

His schedule?

“Wake up, go down to the beach, hang out with my friends, hit on some chicks, start drinking,” Greenslate told John Roberts of Fox News for “The Great Food Stamp Binge” special Friday.

Though he attended college and trained as a recording engineer, Greenslate prefers bunking rent-free in dwellings of his friends, family, and occasionally girlfriends, not holding a steady job, and jamming on some tunes while barbequing lobster and noshing on sushi “all paid for by our wonderful tax dollars.”

Greenslate, 29, gets $200 monthly from the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (a.k.a. SNAP).

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10 comments:

Anonymous said...

how is he impoverished? He has more than I on a fixed & retirement income.

Anonymous said...

Because he can?

Anonymous said...

How many of you would agree that he would be (even more) stupid if he DIDN'T take advantage of the free money that the government is giving away? If you're happy with that lifestyle you would be an idiot not to take it! It's up to us - the voters - to try and control this. But that ain't gonna happen soon....

Anonymous said...

12:31 You were not very good at saving money were you?

Anonymous said...

1:56 Good point. I'm under 40, and could retire today with $35,000 per year until the age of 85.

That surfer dude is smart, take advantage of the masses, since the libtards will not budge on entitlements. It will run out one day, and we'll all be f*&$ed, but who cares, right?

Anonymous said...

I just don't understand white people.

Anonymous said...

Welcome our new Generation of YOLO.(You Only Live Once)

Anonymous said...

This is the new normal...get people hooked on entitlements and you have them for life. IF that were my son, he would get a good kick in the a$$...my 18 year old is upset that he only got 71 hours on his last weeks pay check...he works 12 or more hours a week, 6 days a week...surfer dude there would have a heart attack if he had to work 10 hours! He, his parents, and the politicians in this country that allow this should be ashamed of themselves

Anonymous said...

1:53: I agree.
Do you think this is new? When I was released - honorably - after four years in the service in 1971, we were told ("unofficially") to not "look for a job immediately". We were told to take advantage of the unemployment benefits in your state and to take a few months off, which I did. In retrospect, I was probably making more money then - working 'under the table' tending bar and collecting from the state - than I ever made in my life.
You bitch about this? You voted those people in that did this.
Free money is free money. What's the incentive to work?
Vote them out.

Jack K Richards said...

maybe a shark will get his ass