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Monday, September 24, 2012

You Know You Are A Conspiracy Theorist If


You are capable of critical thinking.
You distrust mainstream media.
You like nature.
You think it’s a good idea to spend the Friday after Thanksgiving with your family rather than camping outside Best Buy to get a cheap plasma television made in China.
You think it’s a little strange that WTC building 7 came down at free fall speed on 9/11 yet it was never hit by a plane.
You think that drones in America might not be for Al Qaeda.
You would like to be able to get on a plane without having to engage in a mandatory radiation bath and digital strip search.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yup. Sounds like me

Anonymous said...

I are one! And very proud of it. And willing to defend it. Come on.