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Monday, September 24, 2012

THE INTERVIEW WITH AN IPHONE 5 BUYER THAT’S SO MIND-NUMBING YOU‘LL THINK IT’S STAGED

Let‘s start this article off by saying the man behind the interview you’re about to see swears it’s not staged. That’s important.
Why is that important? Because the interview is so incredible you’ll think it was. How is it incredible? Let‘s just say it’s not evident if the woman seen waiting in line recently outside a NYC Apple store really understands what she’s doing, why she’s doing it, and what exactly an iPhone is — let alone what the Internet is. But alas, the video below picks up as a woman named “Rachel” has been waiting for two days to buy an iPhone 5. By the end of the conversation we know she doesn’t like the Internet, she begins calling the phone an “Apple 5,” and that she’s not afraid to put a lot of money on her credit card.
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

My goodness , I hope shes not old enough to vote.

Anonymous said...

Rampant consumerism is good! Buy that iPhone5, girl! While you were in line I guess you missed how the good people who built your phone in China had to riot for better working conditions...but hey, cheap goods from overseas is good for America, right?

Anonymous said...

My mind is already numb.