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Thursday, December 15, 2011

Who Should Pay If A Bird Poops In Your Food?

This isn't the most seasonally appropriate question to ask, at least here in the Northeastern U.S. And in the Northern Hemisphere. Perhaps it's important (yet disgusting) enough that we can argue about it until springtime.

Simply put: if a bird relieves itself in your food while you're dining outside, should the restaurant comp your meal?

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Bird pooping on you is a sign of good luck. I got slammed with bird poop years ago while walking in the dunes at the beach and soon after came into a small fortune.