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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Meet 'Dave's Hot 'N Juicy', Wendy's New Monster Cheeseburger


Say hello to the new Godzilla-sized, to-heck-with-your-diet Wendy's burger. It's the same as the old one, save for the thicker, "never-frozen" half-pound beef patty, crinkle-cut pickles, red onions, extra cheese, buttered and toasted bun, and no-more-mustard."

You can get your hands on one starting today.

If that sounds a bit like an ad, we suppose it is — the perils of describing something (food) in detail that we all need, more or less daily, to survive.


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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

It appears that they have taken heaven and placed it between to pieces of bread

Anonymous said...

more than a 99cent heart attack there

Anonymous said...

I just gained 2 pounds looking at that delicious burger.

Jack K Richards said...

I can remember when Wendy's first started years ago the burgers were so juicy that you better have some napkins nearby. Not anymore....taste just like all the others. Maybe this is a revival.

Jack K Richards said...

I can remember when Wendy's first started years ago the burgers were so juicy that you better have some napkins nearby. Not anymore....taste just like all the others. Maybe this is a revival.

Anonymous said...

How does someone get something that big in their mouth! That would choke a horse!!

Anonymous said...

Dear God! No wonder our country is so obese! I think you need to dislocate your jaw to eat that.

Anonymous said...

I can remember when Jack K Richards had something to say and he only did it one time.

Anonymous said...

Mmmmmm heart attack