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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Kohl's Has Fire, Closed For The Day

A fire broke out about 35 minutes ago at Kohl's at the jewelry counter. Fire is out but store still has heavey smoke inside. Fire department is working on removing smoke now. Safe to say Kohls will be closed for today.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Smoke sale at Kohl's tomorrow!

Anonymous said...

"Heavey?"

Anonymous said...

Who cares? Never been there and never will. Just another store filled with tons of stuff we don't need and designed to keep us buying more to keep us in debt.

Anonymous said...

Lets close all the stores that "keep" us buying ourselves into poverty. Never have I seen or known of a store with so much power. Hurry up and get to your bunker before the Kohl's shopping enforcement police show up. It's your day of reckoning 1149.

Anonymous said...

Must have been some hot rocks in the jewelry counter

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm 11:59

Guess you missed all those advertisements for discounts by signing up for whatever department store's credit cards, promotions for 50% off prices that are inflated to dupe consumers into thinking they get a deal or the fact that they stage merchandise in areas to move people through the store to get them to see more merchandise and buy more. Marketing 101...but what do I know no high school degree, no mortgage, no debt and 3 homes in different states.

Anonymous said...

I knew that hiring all of those hot women would have consequences.Kohls could'nt just hire average looking women like the other stores do.Oh no,they had to hire "hot" women.Serves em right.