One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman... and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and helped to get Obama elected, but it's too embarrassing for me to have to say that in front of the other kids."
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5 comments:
LOVE IT!! LOL!!
I commented earlier about how stupid this is.....somehow, my comment was rejected or ignored. My exact comment was "Holy crap....that is so stupid"
Sorry Skippy - that was funny as hell.
I can't help it that you voted for they guy.
I didn't vote for him "Skippy" (<----whatever that comment is supposed to prove)
I was just saying that the joke was stupid. It has nothing to do with how I voted or feel about the current President.
4:36, you have the personality of a pimple. Lighten up, this is some funny stuff.
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