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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Woman Says Donald Duck Groped Her

Did Disney's eternally overreacting duck mascot put the moves on a woman visiting Epcot Center a couple of years ago? That's what the woman claims happened; in her lawsuit, she says a park employee dressed as Donald Duck grabbed her breast and molested her, "then made gestures making a joke indicating he had done something wrong." She's asking for $50,000.

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh please. She should have made peking duck.

Anonymous said...

What do you expect from a duck that goes without pants in public?

Anonymous said...

When asked what she said after the groping she said she yelled AFLAC!

Anonymous said...

what the duck is this world coming to ?

Anonymous said...

i bet shes hot

Anonymous said...

if it had been mickey, she probably wouldve groped back.

***notice when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's 15-20 years in jail. yet, when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $2.99 per minute?

Anonymous said...

Donald was being questioned by news media after he intentionally tripped Daisey Duck in a japanese amusement park, When asked why he did it, Donald replied, "He want to see Daisey have big Quack-up". FredG