When your friends can't explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick a reason .
10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
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5 comments:
wowwwww, should have known that you were a republican...
jspurwur...truth hurts doesn't it?
So true,and if you agree it applies to local officials as well as national. If locals want to run as a democrat, they should be defeated, after all they could change parties if they didn't agree with what the dems do. I hope a republican will run for county administrator and States Attorney. Cornbrooks would do a fine job in either position.
democins and republicrats.. they are all the same, all of them lie, all of them cheat, all of them make false promises, all are full of poop, you just have to choose which lies are the most acceptable, which "elected official" has the most acceptable story to buy into. Its funny how often republicans bash the dems on here, when for te last 8 years (prior to the current admin) we had a government that completly ran our economy into the ground, and this is after 8 yrs of democratic rule that saw our economy flurish and prosper, i also might add that while Clinton was in office we had no major conflicts, very little loss of military personnel, great economy, better education, and the world was just a better place.. i dont really care if he let some chubby girl give him a BJ, what man would ever turn that down :)
Antoher one for the list-I voted democrat because I hate my grandchildren and want to see the American way destroyed and replaced with communism.
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