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Friday, April 16, 2010

Don't Forget Next Saturday Please Participate!


WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don't forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for Muslim males to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !

P.S.. It is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you don't send to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hope Barrie stays inside!

Anonymous said...

Since terrorist's are usually secular and not extremely religious this probably wouldn't work.

Anonymous said...

I don't get it. This happens in my neighborhood all of the time.

Anonymous said...

I PRACTICE THE MUSLIM RELIGION. I AM AMERICAN BORN, I PAY TAXES, AND I DONT LIVE OFF OF ANY GOVERMENT ASSISTANCE. I FIND THESE COMMENTS AND THIS POST VERY RACIST. THERE IS NO PLACE IN THIS COUNTRY FOR THIS TYPE OF HATE.

Anonymous said...

1:14

You have my condolences. Of all the religions in the world you have to pick one that practices killing innocent people.

Alex said...

Anonymous 4:34 Are you an idiot not all Muslims kill people? Muslims also do not practice killing people, that is Islamic extremists.

Anonymous said...

Hey, lighten up folks. I am sick to death of people being offended for this or that. Without jokes we would be so boring... i say try it and see if it works. I know my husband will spend all day driving around town looking to see who believe this... maybe some blonde...oops sorry, i might have offended some blonde... oh well.... I am a brunette died blonde..what does that make me...?? Don't answer, I might get offended.

Anonymous said...

wow apparently we have all lost our since of humor. This post obviously was not meant to be taken literally. It is actually making fun of extreme conservatives that believe the muslim religion is practiced in that sort of way (which trust me we all know very well that there is insanity practiced in every religion by people who misinterpret passages) please get your head out of that very dark and smelly sewage pipe we call your a$$ and see the humor in something for once. Racism exist everywhere and it is the people that can openly make light of it and joke about it that are the people with the best mindset. So instead of focusing on the racist part of this article why don't you people get a clue and see the humor in overexaggeration.

Anonymous said...

This would be a whole lot more efective than anything the government is doing to solve the problem.

Anonymous said...

I would still like to see the naked woman. Also are we doing this again this year?