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Tuesday, February 09, 2010

How To Get Rid Of Annoying Passenger Next To You

What to do on a flight when you have a really annoying passenger sitting next to you

1. Remove your laptop from your briefcase

2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully

3. Turn it on as well as the sound

4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking

5. Access the Internet

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven

7. Take a deep breath and open the site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seated next to you.

Now.....................Have a good trip

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL. Damn....That got my groove on.

Anonymous said...

thats frickin funny,
what a gr8 idea

jspur said...

with security these days, that trick may work, but it may also get you escorted off of the plane and out of the airport...

last time I flew, I put on a mask (that covers my mouth) like I was protecting my lungs and I very well could have been. And I would cough really loud..

it did the trick ;)

Anonymous said...

I agree jspurwur:

Funny? Yes. Funny enough for you to cause a disturbance aboard a domestic flight and ramp up the national security arm of the government (spending taxpayer money in the process?) No.

Unknown said...

OMG!!!!! I just peed my pants from laughing soooo hard! That's a good one! The best I've seen in a long time!!!!!! Thanks for a good belly laugh.

Anonymous said...

Good one, but I will go with the face mask idea.