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Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Allah Calls One Home

This video was ACTUALLY made by the bad guys.

The cameraman is filming his friend as he praises Allah and launches mortarshots at American troops. Little does he know that new mortar shell tracking technology can track the trajectory of a hostile round and fire aretaliatory shot to precisely the spot from which the hostile shell wasfired. This only requires the hostile mortar to fire 2 to 3 rounds.

Count the number of mortar rounds the masked insurgent fires in the video. See how well it works..

No more Allah Akhbars!

Isn't Technology wonderful?

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good enough, now maybe he'll meet his 72 Virginians too!

Anonymous said...

"I gotta get me one of these."

Anonymous said...

...it looks to me like the last mortar round that was dropped in the tube, exploded in the tube....simple as that!

Anonymous said...

1 down 5 million to go

Anonymous said...

load up our troops, drop a Nuclear bomb & be done with it!!!!
END OF STORY!

Anonymous said...

9:15 thank you

Anonymous said...

Can this technology track hostile lies coming from the mouths of terrorist posing as politicians?

Anonymous said...

Yes, the technology does exist, but I have to agree with 8:52. that the last round exploded in the mortar.

Anonymous said...

I heard things like this before, although we have the technology, the mortar did explode in the tube due to the fact of a poorly constructed former soviet mortar. AKA DUD! or other wise, 1 US ALLAH 0

Anonymous said...

Look closely and it looks like the flash is slightly behind Achmed

Anonymous said...

One thing is for sure, he won't be shooting any more mortars. Take that!!

Anonymous said...

pause the video and step it and you can see the mortar exploded