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Sunday, January 31, 2010

Help Cure Gonorrhea Lectim

I sincerely hope that none of you contract this potentially deadly disease!!!!!!


Gonorrhea Lectim


The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of a Sexually Transmitted Disease.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. And it's pronounced "gonna re-elect 'im."

Many victims contracted it in 2008 .....

Now after having been screwed for the past two years, naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive this disease has become since it is so easily cured......

2010 & 2012 ... Just Do It !!!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes please dont elect any republicans.
It is mainly a republican sickness.

Anonymous said...

Ewwww that sounds like a big sore full of pus.

Anonymous said...

You go ahead and make lame jokes Joe, Ill be out hitting the pavement to get the word out for my party, the Dems.

We are going to continue to monopolize the government because of your parties lack of planning and effort.

Anonymous said...

I hope Wicomico County voters don't contract Gonorrhea Lectim when it comes to Pollitt, Ruark, and Lewis - the county deserves so much better.