*UPDATE*
Obama has just won the Heisman Trophy Award after watching a college football game.
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Obama has been named Country Music Entertainer of the Year!!!
Surprise Selection Shocks Nashville
NASHVILLE - President Barack Obama stunned the country music world today by picking up its highest honor, Country Music Entertainer of the Year.
Mr. Obama was chosen unanimously, according to the Country Music Association, beating out such favorite as Carrie Underwood and Toby Keith.
In Nashville , country music insiders were shocked by Mr. Obama's selection, given that he has only been in office for eight months and during that time has yet to listen to a single country song.
But Mr. Obama was gracious in receiving the honor, saying that he was "honored and humbled" by the "white cracker award", before excusing himself to accept this year's
Heisman Trophy.
*UPDATE*
I have just received word that Obama has just won the Stanley Cup after attending Disney’s Little Mermaid on ice.
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As Obama was driving to pick up his Nobel Peace Prize, he accidentally won the NASCAR Sprint Cup.
*UPDATE*
Obama threw 984 touchdowns and rushed for 3.8 brazillian yards, leading the Kenyan Unicorns to their first Super Bowl victory. Well done, Captain Awesome.
*UPDATE*
While you were getting a cup of coffee, Obama won the Tour de France.
*UPDATE*
In a stunning development, Obama has been named Grand Imperial Poobah of the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes in Peckerwood, Mississippi . That "pop" you just heard, was Obama's head coming out of his ass.
11 comments:
Now this IS funny, but man, you guys are some real haters. LOL
I am an Obama supporter but this is just too funny.
Thank you
I heard he was elected as the Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan .
I heard he was just declared "the Wizard" in OZ
The Wizard of OZ is probably not too far of a strech. Too funny.
Obama is on cereal boxes now! He is endorsing the new Cool-Aid flavor, water mellow bannana rific! He even has his own Sim city video game out! They are naming the 2011 Escalade, series Obama X. You white people better jump on the ban wagon while its hot! This is a money making brotha!
Id like to just have his endorsement money ! haha !!
This was hilarious, except for the opener and closer...
Totally unnecessary to so hateful when he isn't crowing about himself...others are doing it.
He probably would have laughed at this himself.
I bet his head is getting so big that his ears will soon fit.
Hate begets hate.
that was amazing. def perfect by all means. man i wish i was i could win a nobel peace prize for being the first black president and being elected because of my skin color.
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