"Beware of dog - He's large, vicious and here 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. My neighbor works 9am to 5pm Monday through Friday, and he owns some really nice guns."
OK after I go to his house and steal his guns, I will come to your house, shoot your dog and rob your house. PS; please be at work, because if you are at home now defenseless I will shoot you after the dog.
Love the sign. I guess our home should have a warning..."Cranky old man at home, lovingly cleaning his small arsenal, do come in and see just how cranky he is."
Yep, that would be about right. He's one angry old coot. I sure wouldn't give him an excuse.
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Now that makes a statement! lol
Nice Azaleas.
The Neighbor's sign:
"Beware of dog - He's large, vicious and here 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. My neighbor works 9am to 5pm Monday through Friday, and he owns some really nice guns."
way to go michael vick ! idiot !
And the burgular said:
OK after I go to his house and steal his guns, I will come to your house, shoot your dog and rob your house. PS; please be at work, because if you are at home now defenseless I will shoot you after the dog.
Love the sign. I guess our home should have a warning..."Cranky old man at home, lovingly cleaning his small arsenal, do come in and see just how cranky he is."
Yep, that would be about right. He's one angry old coot. I sure wouldn't give him an excuse.
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