(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "An apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you donated to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200 percent of out-of-network charges" is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100 percent is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
And the Number 1 sign you have a very cheap health care plan is ...
(1) You ask for Viagra, and the doctor gives you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
2 comments:
can you please go back to putting real news on your blog and stop with obama i dont like hm either but this is annoying
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