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Thursday, August 13, 2009

TEN SIGNS OBAMACARE HAS PASSED CONGRESS

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "An apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you donated to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200 percent of out-of-network charges" is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100 percent is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

And the Number 1 sign you have a very cheap health care plan is ...

(1) You ask for Viagra, and the doctor gives you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

can you please go back to putting real news on your blog and stop with obama i dont like hm either but this is annoying

Anonymous said...

9:01 red X upper right hand corner