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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Penis Enlargement Thief Faces Stiff Sentence

By Teresa Masterson
NBCPhiladelphia.com


“No, no, no – The penis enlargements are on me. And breast implants for everyone!”

At least, that’s how we want to imagine the way the conversation went when Jose Amid Juarbe of Philadelphia decided to use the money he stole through identity theft to buy himself and a friend penis enlargements, as well as breast implants for two women.

Generous guy, that Juarbe.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

He can have mine.

Anonymous said...

Do they have to give them back?

Anonymous said...

Ewww...TMI

tedh said...

Just wait until the guys in prison here about this.

10001110101 said...

Can you say sex maniac?

Anonymous said...

Did someone call for me?

Anonymous said...

He made a funny... What? Did no one else notice the pun in that title.

Anonymous said...

That naughtiness is up to fifteen thrashins so far....