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Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Divorce Cakes
11 comments:
Anonymous
said...
Sick! How can humans act like that to people they once "loved". Your Childrens father/mother. If you have those thoughts inside of you maybe that's why there is a divorce. THINK before getting married or involved with someone. It costs very little money to get married. It costs alot to get divorced. It cost money, feelings, hurt children etc.
For your information 2:18 I have been married to the same wonderful person for 42 years. It that period of time I have seen people who get married for lord knows why. They have children they didnt really want. When the going gets rough they bail. You marry an angel and divorce a witch..Did you help make her that way?
Relationships are really very simple, women want the cash and men want the a#@. When the money is gone the a#@ dries up and the women move on to find another sucker. So, if you aren't getting any at home and your wife is going out without you several nights (2 or more) a week, you have already lost her and about to be the talk of the town. Control your money and always look for the obvious signs.
Remember years ago a local company owned by a father & son. Son had been married once before and was having issues with the second wife. One morning junior came into work and the old man was sitting behind the desk smoking a cigarette and there was a freshly made peach pie still warm sitting on the edge of the desk. Junior saw it and said, Oh, mama made me my favorite pie, let me have a piece!!! The old man said wait a second, I want to show you something. He then took a pen knife out and cut the pie in half and threw it in the trash can with all the cigarette butts. Jr. said WHY DID YOU DO THAT DADDY! Daddy said, SON, when you divorced your first wife, this remaining half is what was left. He then cut the remaining half in half at the dismay of Jr. and said if you do'nt go back to Misses and patch things up, this quarter is what you'll have left. Jr. went back and patched things up! For a year or so at least. TRUE STORY
Years ago there was a local lawyer in town who told a client one day who'd been divorced once before, "Jackson, its gonna be real expensive this time tradin' "puddin"!
Hopefully people buying these will not show them to any children the couple have. Denigrating an ex or soon to be in the company of adults is one thing, doing it in front of children is despicable.
It takes two to make or break a marraige. These cakes just show the immaturity of the person celebrating. Marraige is not a game you can win or lose. Until people accept marraige for what it is they will continue to degrade it in this way.
11 comments:
Sick! How can humans act like that to people they once "loved". Your Childrens father/mother. If you have those thoughts inside of you maybe that's why there is a divorce. THINK before getting married or involved with someone. It costs very little money to get married. It costs alot to get divorced. It cost money, feelings, hurt children etc.
LOL. What a brilliant business idea!
10:58...
you gotta be one of the ones who have NEVER gotten over it!! lol
For your information 2:18 I have been married to the same wonderful person for 42 years. It that period of time I have seen people who get married for lord knows why. They have children they didnt really want. When the going gets rough they bail. You marry an angel and divorce a witch..Did you help make her that way?
Relationships are really very simple, women want the cash and men want the a#@. When the money is gone the a#@ dries up and the women move on to find another sucker. So, if you aren't getting any at home and your wife is going out without you several nights (2 or more) a week, you have already lost her and about to be the talk of the town. Control your money and always look for the obvious signs.
Marriage means half. So, is she worth half of everything you have or will have? I don't think so! Love em then leave em. It's cheaper.
Remember years ago a local company owned by a father & son. Son had been married once before and was having issues with the second wife. One morning junior came into work and the old man was sitting behind the desk smoking a cigarette and there was a freshly made peach pie still warm sitting on the edge of the desk. Junior saw it and said, Oh, mama made me my favorite pie, let me have a piece!!! The old man said wait a second, I want to show you something. He then took a pen knife out and cut the pie in half and threw it in the trash can with all the cigarette butts. Jr. said WHY DID YOU DO THAT DADDY!
Daddy said, SON, when you divorced your first wife, this remaining half is what was left. He then cut the remaining half in half at the dismay of Jr. and said if you do'nt go back to Misses and patch things up, this quarter is what you'll have left. Jr. went back and patched things up! For a year or so at least. TRUE STORY
Years ago there was a local lawyer in town who told a client one day who'd been divorced once before, "Jackson, its gonna be real expensive this time tradin' "puddin"!
Hopefully people buying these will not show them to any children the couple have. Denigrating an ex or soon to be in the company of adults is one thing, doing it in front of children is despicable.
It takes two to make or break a marraige. These cakes just show the immaturity of the person celebrating. Marraige is not a game you can win or lose. Until people accept marraige for what it is they will continue to degrade it in this way.
Check your credit card purchases.If it says lingerie and assorted sundries, it ain't for your enjoyment buddy!
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