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Monday, July 14, 2008

How To Fix Your Computer For Good

After going through a virus attack,
Losing a hard drive,fighting off hackers,
Upgrading all my software,installing fire-w alls,
Being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider,
And a host of other problems...I have fixed my computer...
And NOW it works exactly the way I want it to!





5 comments:

Anonymous said...

its official folks, "budwieser has sold out to forien entities" want to show their share-holders what you think, dont buy any for awhile, let them shit their pants.

"budwieser will give you the shits, but a bush will surely kill you"...

Anonymous said...

Finally a computer that lives up to the needs of the working man.

Anonymous said...

Genesee is the beer for me.

Anonymous said...

Joe thats grate. We sure could have used one of those computers in the marines. Best to keep Gavin away from that one though because hes not old enuff to drink yet and you could get in serious trouble if you let him.

A. Goetz

Anonymous said...

Joe: Who posted that comment under my name? It surely wasn't me, I just got to this post. And I know how to spell "great" and will always capitilize Marines.
That is some computer though. I guess you get wee wee mails from it though?

The real A. Goetz