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Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Call 410-749-7171 Ext. 3

The Daily Times has a prerecorded message stating, Due to an unforeseen production problem your paper will be 3 to 4 hours late.

In other words, that $6.500,000.00 Press is a piece of sh!t and you were blowing smoke up everyone's skirt, (I'm being nice).

Nothing has changed Ladies & Gentlemen. You can go out and get plastic surgery to change your face but if you're a b!tch inside, you're still a b!tch when you come out. New location, new press, same old b!tch! The facelift didn't work!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Joe, for letting the readers know about the delivery problem. Having not received my paper, I went on-line to read what I could. The Daily Times did not provide a statement such as yours unless I just didn't see it. So much for the wonderful new technology!

Anonymous said...

Posted at 8:06 a.m.
LATE NEWSPAPERS: Daily Times deliveries running late this morning

SALISBURY -- Some Daily Times customers may find their newspaper arriving a bit late this morning.

Production problems at The Daily Times new facility caused a prolonged press run. Papers have been printed and are now being delivered throughout the community.

The Daily Times apologizes for this inconvenience to customers.

joe albero said...

Ah, the powers of the Blogs! LOL

Anonymous said...

I was just listening to the radio (oldies station) and the DJ (kimosabi Joe) referred to the paper as the "daily disappointment" hahahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Joe seems to be more in need of getting laid than any person on earth. Christ man, get a life...

Anonymous said...

The press is not new, it is refurbished. First night it was running the web kept breaking down. Paper has not been early to its carriers, as promised, since they moved to the new building. Same shit, different location.

Anonymous said...

thats funny... yesterday i got a paper and i don't even subscribe... so i threw it in my neighbors yard... he got two yesterday!

Anonymous said...

Everybody in my neighborhood got a free on tossed in their yard, noone around here buys it. You mean you folks really pay for them?
I threw mine beside the step and havent touched it, wondered if the dog would piddle on it, even he dosnt care for it. I just looked out the window and everyone else has just left theirs in the yard, wonder if it's any better wet?

Anonymous said...

The Snaily Times is still littering all over SBY - they toss the Wednesday plastic bag on every lawn in the city - I personally do not want the thing in my yard but don't know how to stop this mid week ritual. Isn't there a litter law in SBY? For those who toss it in the street it becomes road kill.